The Old Man Movie
- brisk
- intense
- surreal
- funny
An outrageous road movie about The Old Man and his grandkids in a 24 hour race against time to stop a milky madman hell bent on killing his prized cow to save the world.
Our read · The Old Man Movie (2019) reads as a neutral, breathless, surreal animation · comedy · estonian entry — measured in intensity, mid-stakes in scope, measured in temperature, ambivalent in outlook. Hand-scored on twelve axes of taste — mood, pacing, weirdness, hope, stakes, humour, reality, density, warmth, auteur, intensity, and era — with a derived palette drawn from its dominant cinematography.
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The shape of The Old Man Movie
The reading.
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